The Chocolate Factory (pt. 1)

"Well, this annoying," Axel said.
Randy had just become a villain. And to think: That guy used to be my BFF!
"Well, yeah, I guess, but we get to travel through time to complete missions!" I said happily. Axel looked at me like I was crazy.
"I stayed in the sixteen hundreds for twenty years because I had a mission in time travel. This is NOT a good thing. NOT. GOOD."
"Well, at least I'm not a farmhand anymore," I said happily, sitting down on some buttons. The screen thingy looked like this: reuifdkjvhdnbwurkdjvhfjdawieruwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
"Hee, hee! Check this out! Oh, wait! Never mind... it's all gone," I said.
"What?!" Axel screamed. "That was a program that was going to retrieve the seventeen minutes lost in the watergate scandal! That program has taken twenty-five years to run and it was going to be done in TWO MONTHS!"
"The wha?" I asked.
"You... simpletons of the past!" Axel spluttered. "I can't--DEAL with this right now! I was supposed to be reversing the assassination of Lincoln right now! What is my boss going to say when he finds out that I've brought the DUMBEST guy EVER to the future?!"
"Where is he?" I asked. "I want to throw tomaters as him."
Axel sighed. "Well, there's nothing for it now. I guess my new, revised mission is to get the remote from Randy. You don't understand... he could be every place at every time. He probably IS everywhere, since he wants to stalk everyone. Except you, Birger, you've already been a victim and rule number one of stalkership is to NEVER confront the victim."
"I'm special..." I said. "Wait a minute, how do YOU know this?"
"Um... CIA Training. Just... let it be," Axel said uncomfortably.
I thought about it for a second... "Okay."
So Axel got out his remote thingamabobber and pressed a few buttons.
"Oooh! Can I see?" I asked.
"Birger, stay!" Rosa barked.
"Fiiiine," I said dissapointedly.
Axel aimed it at the air and the purple circle appeared.
"Ladies first... Rosa," Axel said. "Or are you really a guy who's pretending to be a girl who pretended to be a guy?"
"Shut up, Axel. Mind your own beezwax," Rosa said.
She stepped up to the purple circle and stuck her head in. Suddenly the rest of her was sucked in too. "Axel! What the heck did you do..." she screamed.
"Isn't it supposed do that?" I asked.
"God, she is such a girl," Axel said. "You next, Birg."
"Schweet!" I said happily, stepping up to the circle. I stuck my head in too and suddenly I was being sucked inwards.
"Oooh! It feels like it's massaging me!" I said.
"TMI, Birger!" Rosa screamed.Finally, we were thrown onto a busy, dirty street in a smoggy city. There were horse-less carriages surrounding me.
"Oi!" someone shouted with a funky accent. "Nice outfits! You're standin in the middle of the street, you ninnies! You could be run over!"
"Wha?" I asked.
"Blimey, you a foreigner?"
"No, he just has amnesia. Leave the poor boy alone," Axel said.
"Wha?" I asked.
"We're in England. In 1924."
"Wha?"
Axel sighed. "Come with me. Reports say a villainous persona has been seen lurking about around Billy Bonka's chocolate factory."
"Wha?"
Rosa pushed me forward where ever we walked. When we got odd stares, they told people I had a mental illness. I don't know what that means, but I'm pretty sure I don't.
After being pushed around for about forty-five minutes, Axel pointed. "There it is! Billy Bonka's Chocolate Factory. The most famous in the world. And today, six lucky young children have gotten silver tickets and are going to get a tour. Their names are: Thadeus "Thad" Safatboy, Ima spoiledrychgurl, Ima Lsoaspoiltrychgurlbutnawtazrych, Ben Watchenteeveealldailawng, Charlie Puckette, and Roald Dahl. Rumor has it that Billy Bonka has slaves called Eempa Leempas. We're going in as eempa leempas."
"Me too?" I asked.
"Yes, unfortunately, we'll need all of us."
"Well, what's our mission?" Rosa asked.
"Well, Randy is reportedly stalking one of these children. We'll have to figure out who by moving said children very quickly so that Randy will have to move very quickly, thus exposing his wherabouts. Once we see him, we pin him down and get the remote."
"But what if he doesn't have it with him?" I asked.
Apparently this thought had not crossed Axel's mind.
"Well, we'll cross that bridge when we get there. And you see this?" Axel pulled out a badge. "This is a 'do whatever I want and get away with it' badge. I figured that out by watching transformers."
"Schweet," I said.
"This handy little gadget is something I like to use to change appearances," Axel said. He pointed it at us and soon enough, we were short and orange.
"I liked being a man better," grumbled Rosa.
"Yeah, well, we're still really creeped out by your confession so just... let's keep that subject on the down low shall we?" Axel said.
"Whatever," Rosa grumbled.
I pulled up my purple britches and we entered the factory.

Wooooo! You see this technique? This is called SUSPENSE. Say it with me: Suuuuspeennse. I use it to make you want to read more. So... come back soon! These things don't take very long to make, just one math class!
JK! LOL! Hehehe... I hate it when people say that.
Anyway, here ya go!